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Merry Christmas Asshole

by Brennen Leigh

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Merry Christmas, Asshole

Words and Music by Noel McKay and Becky Warren

You got drunk at my birthday party and passed out in the cake
But not before you asked my boss' wife if her boobs were fake.
We spent a week in the Poconos. You let my car roll off the pier.
Merry Christmas, Asshole.
You've ruined another year.

You threw away my uncle's mint condition baseball cards.
When your brother's old RV broke down, you let him park it in our yard.
At a picnic you stuffed dollar bills into my great aunt's brazier.
Merry Christmas, Asshole.
You've ruined another year.

Another year is gone, gone. Say goodbye to all the trouble we had
But I wonder what you'll do to make sure next year's just as bad.

You ordered fifty pairs of boots and you used my bank account.
You took your bonus to the dog races and lost the entire amount.
Then you resigned so you could work full time on your animal balloon career.
Merry Christmas, Asshole.
You've ruined another year.

You got a tattoo of my name. You didn't spell it right.
I had to bail you out of jail on our anniversary night. Then we got kicked out of the restaurant because you broke their chandelier.
Merry Christmas, Asshole.
You've ruined another year.

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released December 15, 2020
Brennen Leigh: vocals
Chris Scruggs: Acoustic and electric guitar, steel guitar and upright bass
Recorded and mixed by Rob Price at Seymour Sound in Nashville, Tennessee

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Brennen Leigh Nashville, Tennessee

Awash in full-throttle fiddle, weeping steel guitar, a sprinkling of heavenly backing vocals, and anchored by her warm, expressive vocals, Brennen Leigh’s Ain't Through Honky Tonkin' Yet is an emotion-packed revelation.

Leigh has successfully created a modern gem, while honoring country music’s enduring golden era
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